A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
parents: “u should be more active”
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
Why don’t balloons fly when I Blow them up?
Everywhere else they are always floating but mine fall when I blow them up? Is the oxygen in my breathing not good enough? Should I go to a doctor
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette